【极地特快】【疗养院号】怪味圣诞歌 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - SNL（ Cecily Strong ）
本帖最后由 Tatta 于 2023-12-24 23:17 编辑圣诞节就来点圣诞相关歌曲吧，不过不是正经的{:6_181:}。这首老早就想推荐给大家听听了{:6_200:}。请欣赏SNL版的《I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus》，演唱者壮姐（Cecily Strong）！
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1sJ411k7bw/?share_source=copy_web&vd_source=1d0653d229eb77611033d3e9ba1e1ae1
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
我看到妈妈跟圣诞老人接吻
Underneath the mistletoe last night
就在昨晚，槲寄生下
She didn't see me creep.
她没看到我溜出房间
Down the stairs to have a peep
跑下楼来偷看
She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
还以为我在卧室睡得正香甜
Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen
哦！如果爸爸看到这一幕，不知会有多好笑
mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
看到妈妈昨晚和圣诞老人接吻
Turns out Dad did see Mom kiss Santa Claus
原来爸爸看到妈妈和圣诞老人接吻了
Underneath the mistletoe that night
就在昨晚，槲寄生下
I thought that he'd be mad
我以为他会生气
Or at least be kinda sad
或至少有点伤心
But he just sat there watching them and only said "Not bad!"
但他只是静静坐在那里看，还说了声"不赖!"
By now, I could tell that Santa Claus
此时我能看出圣诞老人
Regretted getting himself mixed up in this
已经后悔卷入其中了
He said that he should probably roll
他说他要先告辞
But Mommy said "No way, asshxxx!"
但我妈说"想都别想 混球!"
He hadn't done half the stuff that was in the posting on Craigslist
网上列的服务项目他连一半都没完成
But Santa said they'd better pay in full
圣诞老人跟我爸妈说，他们最好付全款
Or he'd tell their friends what they did behind closed doors
否则就要把丑事告诉他们的朋友
I couldn't believe my eyes
我不敢相信自己的眼睛
My Mom and Dad just killed some guy
爸妈直接把人家杀了
Then I realized the chokehold was just part of the sketch
然后我意识到掐死这段戏也是游戏的一部分
And then Santa stood up and thanked them both.
圣诞老人起身跟我爸妈道谢
And asked them if they both were satisfied
还问他俩是否满意
Mom and Dad said they had a blast
我爸妈说他们玩得很爽
And they paid him a thousand cash
付给圣诞老人一千美元现金
And walked him to his Nissan Altima parked right outside
把他送上停在门口的日产天籁
That night, I laid in bed thinkin' about
那晚，我躺在床上思绪不断
How much I really don't know Mom and Dad
But the weirdest thing, I think
我其实一点都不了解自己的父母
Isn't my parents' kink
但我觉得最奇怪的倒不是爸妈的怪癖
It's the fact that I sat watching them for as long as I had
而是自己偷窥他们那么久
Oh well, I guess we all each have a thing
嗨，管他呢！大概人人都有奇怪嗜好
Mine seems to be watching people's private lives
我的怪癖就是喜欢偷窥别人的私生活
And at least now that I know I can keep it under control
至少现在我知道我可以控制住它
that I saw Mommy kiss Santa Claus last night.
昨晚我看到妈妈和圣诞老人接吻
Ho ho ho!
吼吼吼!
不知道其他几位演员大家眼不眼熟{:6_190:}。除了"圣诞要你命"外，这首应该是我印象最深的圣诞歌了（甚至超过原版）。这首有才的改编应该只有标题和第一句和原版相同了{:6_167:}，原版故事还是很纯洁滴。想看原版MV洗洗脑请点下方
原版MV-Michael Jackson
原版歌曲：
http://music.163.com/song/media/outer/url?id=4338885.mp3
最后祝大家圣诞节过的开心！有请下一位~ @墨燝
剧情好好笑，原来一家人和圣诞老人玩这么大，快进到不能播的部分 要求一个老人加入日常任务？果然是国外够大胆的 开幕世界名画系列www
歌也很有趣;P 这个也是SNL经典小剧场！~每次看到都觉得很搞笑！~也很好听的一首歌 ？omg，各种play环环相扣，精妙绝伦的设计惹 哈哈哈，这表情和眉毛好有戏的～
吼(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)什么ntr狂喜剧情啊 挺搞笑的圣诞歌惹，mv这剧情震惊到了:lol 恶搞真的很有意思(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵) 看起来圣诞老人也是父母之间play的一环惹，说不定小孩也是;P 圣诞歌曲的恶搞版本嘛，挺有趣的。 笑鼠，snl有很多奇思妙想，这篇搞笑同时又有尊重他人xp的意义;P 歌词的内容真的是很有趣了 SNL的小品一直在各种恶搞 居然敢恶搞圣诞老人了哈哈哈好生艹啊 这个mv 真的太有趣了{:6_167:} 什么好奇怪的背景，不过我也想亲圣诞老爷爷了;P 看这mv突然带入肌肉壮男的圣诞老人~ {:6_167:} 这种圣诞歌曲的恶搞也给人一种不同的感觉呢，希望有更多好歌曲分享:loveliness: 哈哈哈哈，确实很怪，这作品也是非常的有趣了笑死了哈哈哈哈 这也是他们play的一环？{:6_167:}（可怜的圣诞老人就这样被脱下水了）