songying 发表于 2015-10-1 08:11:19

多的是你无法直视的事

本帖最后由 songying 于 2015-10-4 13:44 编辑

思考了一个礼拜我觉得这个事情如果我不说出来一定会憋死我
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/648_550x.jpg事情是这样的
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/649_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/649_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/649_550x.jpg半个月前我终于考完试摆脱了东北师大附中附属大学
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/649_550x.jpg欢脱地登上了回家的火车我旁边坐着一个可爱的妹子
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/650_550x.jpg跟我说玻璃上往下淌水，她的座位湿了所以 能不能跟我挤一下
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/651_550x.jpg于是欣然同意
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/652_550x.jpg蓝后我就跟妹子欢乐地探讨哲♂学之类的形♂而♂上问题，这期间隔壁车厢一直传来上个世纪的革命老歌的歌声，我们都没有在意
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/653_550x.jpg蓝后我就欢乐地跟妹子聊到哈尔滨，她下车 此前一直相安无事
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg蓝后你们喜闻乐见的正片就来了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/653_550x.jpg这时候粗线了一位大妈 大约50多岁 问我，小伙子你旁边有人不
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg我说没有 不过那个座位是湿的
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/656_550x.jpg她说没事啊没事我从山海关一直站到哈尔滨受不了了，蓝后我就给她让粗了很大一块地方
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/656_550x.jpg蓝后她开始跟我闲聊 小伙子你多大了从哪上车啊到哪下车啊哪个学校啊我一一回答这时候我们对面坐下俩少女 目测一T一P，lz有很多拉拉盆友 所以完全没当回事一时无话
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/649_550x.jpg于是撸主开始拿书粗来看
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/657_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/657_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/657_550x.jpg5分钟后大妈开始自言自语：这雪可真白呀
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg 唉呀有山
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg 好多年没回过东北了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg 我地家在东北松花江上
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg唉呀远处有片苞米地
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg唉呀窗户要是能打开就好了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg露珠以为大妈是寂寞了想找人说会话于是卤煮本着社会主义好骚年的应有之义去搭话了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/658_550x.jpg蓝后大妈完全没理我
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/653_550x.jpg蓝后我就乖乖的看书不出声了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg这时候我对面那对les开始一边说话一边亲嘴
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/660_550x.jpg出于礼貌卤煮觉得还是不要抬头看比较好
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/660_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/660_550x.jpg蓝后大妈忽然凑过来：你的书能借我看看吗
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/661_550x.jpg蓝后我就借了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/660_550x.jpg蓝后大妈拿着扎米亚京的《我们》开始大声朗诵
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg真的，作为一个陌生人我觉得我好像没资格制止别人自发的行为
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/663_550x.jpg但是整个车厢的注意力开始被吸引过来，那对les终于也开始用惊异的眼光正视我和大妈
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/664_550x.jpg但是我跟这位大妈真的没什么关系啊我屮艸芔茻
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg不要用这种眼光看我啊我屮艸芔茻
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg声情并茂的朗读了一页多之后 大妈的注意力终于转移了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/649_550x.jpg问我哎 你有水么
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg你有水么
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg有水么
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg水么
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg蓝后我别无选择的 掏出了一瓶水给大妈
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg蓝后大妈似乎又一次恢复了活力补满了血
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg...开始诗朗诵
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/667_550x.jpg这期间我听到了北岛的《回答》、舒婷的《致橡树》、艾青的《大堰河》等著名篇目
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/667_550x.jpg大妈你好有文化啊我都背不下来
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg这时候对面的T第一次跟我有了眼神交流，她指了一下自己的脑袋 又指了一下大妈
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg我只能摊一下手表示我也不知情
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/668_550x.jpg朗诵完诗歌之后 大妈清了一下嗓子 开始唱歌了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg蓝后我忽然反应过来
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/669_550x.jpg之前在隔壁车厢上世纪革命老歌的声源在哪里了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/669_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/669_550x.jpg这时候我打算从桌子上偷偷拿回我的书
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/670_550x.jpg装到一半的时候 大妈忽然转过来：我还想看呢
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/666_550x.jpg那...那你就看吧
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg这时候卤煮已经完全无法直视大妈了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/663_550x.jpg对面的那对姐妹正在旁若无人的接吻
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpglz不敢把手机拿粗来玩...怕被大妈借走......lz只能默默低头发呆
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg.........这个世界变化的太突然了............我好像看到了终极啊
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg蓝后事实告诉我我错了 这才哪到哪啊
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg在我纠结的这段时间 迎来了一位火车上的售货员
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/672_550x.jpg你说你卖盒饭卖水果卖泡面卖什么不好 你为什么要在火车上卖袜子
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/672_550x.jpg你简直活该啊你。
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/672_550x.jpg“我这袜子不怕刮不怕划耐汗防臭10块钱3双啊”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg“铁路专卖别无分店啊”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg“不买是损失买了绝不后悔啊”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg蓝后这个售货员成功的吸引了大妈的注意力
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/673_550x.jpg大妈很兴混的说 袜子拿来我看看
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg蓝后售货员把袜子递给她之后又把刚才的话说了一遍
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg大妈看了很久很久很久 蓝后说 我有袜子了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg售货员一惊
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/674_550x.jpg说"谁...谁都有袜子嘛买几双不碍事儿的”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/674_550x.jpg“我有袜子了”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg“谁...谁都有袜子嘛 买几双不碍事儿的”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/674_550x.jpg“我有袜子了”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg“谁...谁都有袜子嘛 买几双不碍事儿的”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/674_550x.jpg“我有袜子了”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/654_550x.jpg售货员好像从死机的状态下慢慢恢复过来了。
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg她好像发现了这个世界里她无法理解的部分的真谛了。
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg她打算逃走。“有的话咱就别买了”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg“你放那 我还没看够呢”大妈发话了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/655_550x.jpg于是售货员又一次死机了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg大妈看够了之后撂下一句“这袜子不怎么好 我不要了”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/653_550x.jpg于是和那两个les姐姐目送售货员痛苦的走远直到我下车她再也没来过
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/671_550x.jpg蓝后大妈似乎又有点无聊憋了一会之后旁若无人的拽拽我：“诶你说她俩是同性恋么！！！她俩一直亲嘴！！”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg大妈啊大妈啊我对别人的事不感兴趣好么，而且你说这么大声全车厢的人都听见了好么
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/665_550x.jpg那两个les姐姐就一直盯着我lz苦逼的只能低头玩手指头装没听见啊卧槽
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/659_550x.jpg这时候大妈忽然站起来惊呼。“这啥座位啊！！！！！我裤子都湿了！！！”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/675_550x.jpg大妈我早就跟你说过座位湿了啊
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/676_550x.jpg蓝后大妈起身要走
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/650_550x.jpg我觉得人生又重新充满了希望 简直是佛祖显灵了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/677_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/677_550x.jpg这时候les姐姐中的T又看了我一眼 “艾玛太好了，我可受不了了”蓝后大妈一个转身身手矫捷的揪住了T的领子。“你说啥！！！！谁受不了了！！！！你们两个同性恋真恶心！！！！！”
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/678_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/678_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/678_550x.jpg卧槽这他妈什么神展开啊！！！！！！！
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/679_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/679_550x.jpg
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/679_550x.jpg然后他们三个在成功吸引了三个车厢的注意之后打起来了。我只是想高高兴兴地回个家好么你们要不要这样啊
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg蓝后大妈就在众人的劝阻下去了下一节车厢
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/680_550x.jpg朋友们祝你们好运
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/681_550x.jpg因为我要下车了
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/653_550x.jpg到家以后跟我妈讲述火车奇遇的时候我忽然想起我的书还在大妈那儿
http://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpghttp://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpghttp://lengxiaohua.com/img/user/userupload/0/662_550x.jpg

1642801668 发表于 2015-10-1 09:06:31

本帖最后由 1642801668 于 2015-10-1 09:09 编辑

虽然图都裂了{:6_198:}但还是支持

1642801668 发表于 2015-10-1 09:07:15

本帖最后由 1642801668 于 2015-10-1 09:08 编辑

抱歉网络抽了{:6_168:}

1234 发表于 2015-10-1 09:17:01

图都挂了吧，:o，我这边一张图都看不到。。。。。。

洛封尘 发表于 2015-10-1 10:10:32

图都挂了……以及真是太可怕了这大妈

w695736 发表于 2015-10-1 10:53:43

{:4_114:}果然我不是唯一看到图挂的人

gugongmiri 发表于 2015-10-1 11:02:46

图片全都死了是什么事情……

lxisw 发表于 2015-10-1 11:03:26

我竟然耐心的看完了整个故事

雨丶飃霖 发表于 2015-10-1 13:31:14

我很好奇图是什么...{:6_165:}

浮雲奔蒗 发表于 2015-10-1 14:32:23

虽然图都抽了。。。。。这种事情真的是太奇葩了233333.。。。果然大妈是我无法理解的生物。。。。。。

cordac 发表于 2015-10-1 18:41:40

圖全掛.........

這也太奇葩，世上人真是無奇不有:L

那一夜 发表于 2015-10-1 18:58:10

林子大了，什么鸟都有，不过les妹子也太开放了。问楼主一下，les长得漂亮不？:lol

Siro_event 发表于 2015-10-1 20:12:03

图全挂~这绝对不是大妈的诅咒

给个Kiss不 发表于 2015-10-2 14:14:35

全文重点10元3双袜子{:4_114:}

SCP-173 发表于 2015-10-6 02:19:24

{:3_55:}恐怖的大媽……樓主的內心一定是崩潰的&……

Bule布鲁 发表于 2016-1-7 13:04:45

对不起但我真的很想笑233333，这大妈简直神人啊;P
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