H.Y.C.Y.BH —— Tom Cardy
本帖最后由 Umito 于 2022-3-28 12:29 编辑1.音乐名称H.Y.C.Y.BH（Have you checked your butthole？）
2.演唱者
Tom Cardy
3.封面
https://y.qq.com/music/photo_new/T002R300x300M000001NT0tq3eNheX_1.jpg?max_age=2592000
4.歌词
When my roommate comes into the roomLooking for his car keysI don't say it yetAnd when he gets me off the couchTo check underneath the couch cushionsI don't say it yet, noAnd then when he says out loud"I wonder where my car keys are"I still don't say it(I still don't say it yet)But then he asks me"Do you know where my car keys are"I look at him in his face and I sayHave you checked your butthole?Ski-dap, ba-dap, buttholeI have not seen your keys, but since you're askin' meYou better check up that buttholeOf course I'm not seriousI don't think it's up inside your big brown businessBut a funny thing to sayTo someone who's lost their shit and is stressed out visiblyWhen I see the best man start to sweatI don't say it yet (Ski-dap, ba-dap)When I see that little ring bearer cuntGetting yelled at by his mumOh, I still don't say itWhen I see the groom asking the vicarIf they can wait just another fifteen minutesI do not say it (Ski-bap, ba-da)And when the father of the brideStarts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob of the courtyard areaI want to, but I do not say itIt's the eleventh hourWith three-hundred congregates under God's roofThe vicar approaches the micAnd suddenly, all of the chatter goes muteHe says that they've misplaced the ringsCould anyone possibly know where they are?I know it's my timeas all heads turn as I stand and say, "Vicar"Have you checked your butthole?Ski-dap, ba-dap, buttholeI have not seen your ring, but have you checked your ring?And by ring, I mean buttholeLove is patient, love is kindBut if you ask me where you can findLiterally anything you've lost beforeI'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole"Where's my phone?"Is it up your butthole?"I lost my loan,"have you checked up your butthole?"I'm losing my patience,"check your anus"Where's your class?"I think it's stuck up your ass"I just lost my grandma"Oh my god, I'm so sorry"Are you capable of not saying she's up my asshole?"Of course, my condolences"I'm not looking for a silly joke right now"Yeah, yeah... what are you looking for?"Honestly, just like, a shoulder to cry—"Have you checked your butthole?Ski-dap, ba-dap, buttholeMaybe you'll find your dead grandma up there tooOh, I fuckin' got you, buttholeMy family hate meThis might be the reason that I've got no close friendsFuckin' worth it, baby
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1x34y1Q71X?spm_id_from=333.337.search-card.all.click
5.推荐理由
宝藏歌手。他的歌都是听起来节奏旋律动感好听。但是细听一下就会发现歌词很无节操且魔性且地狱
（这点从这首歌的歌名全称就能看出来
歌手多才多艺。除了能写出这么*精彩的歌词之外。乐器也是样样精通
同时还有毛毛的好身材
所以。你检查过你得皮燕子了嘛
Have you checked your butthole?一本正经地指着人说这句话真是给我笑喷了{:6_199:}{:6_199:}{:6_199:} 仙子的指甲油果然跟凡人不太一样噜{:6_172:} {:6_185:}这位老公很有才 放了裸上截图真是 居gan心de叵piao测liang （出处是MIND FIGHT 同一个UP有搬运
{:6_184:}爽爆的填词 {:6_184:}爽爆的音乐 实属随性出珍品{:6_195:}
{:6_197:}他的每首歌都很棒哦~ 很搞推荐各位都去听听呢~
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{:6_164:}当知道他是直男真的是嫉妒得窝直咬牙 这是直男这是直男这是直男？？？？（当然不妨碍我叫老公√{:6_172:}
看完只想说，神经病啊！为什么我会跟着晃脑袋！oh,yeah!butthole! 肿么会这么搞笑，一本正经的唱屎尿屁可还好{:6_167:} 好怪哦，再看一遍
{:6_167:}他好魔性啊，上头.jpg 为什么感觉好不正经啊 这个伴奏好耳熟的亚子
这个低俗的歌词真是笑死了
丢东西时请检查检查你的圆环2333 虽然他有前女友，但他即使突然说他是gay或者双我也不意外，真的好有趣一男的 如果我找不到我的butthole了该怎么办{:6_170:} 既然是直男那就只是听听歌吧 这个人还有一首red flag一样好听又好笑（ 真的魔性啊，笑喷之余我又想起之前看过的各种因为菊花塞了各种东西拿不出来去医院的故事，笑不活了:lol:lol:lol 诸君，这位真的是宝藏歌手，上世纪朋克曲风和磕了药才能写出来的词真的绝配，b站有大佬搬运烤制了他的其他作品，网易云也有他的部分歌曲。除了这首，还有别的像是High Five,Red flag等最近新作也是绝绝子。B站有大佬做了Tom Cardy最近被采访的熟肉，有意愿可以去了解一下。（ps：虽然他很色很sao是我很中意的daddy款但是他是指南惹，口嗨之余还请尊重一下） 0-0 这个歌词是真的绝惹 魔性时刻~ 好鬼畜的歌手哈哈哈，是B站喜欢的类型;P 好魔性啊，音乐是相当上头了，然而居然还涂指甲油！可怕:o:o:o 有名梗曲了，昨天还看到一个魂系列版本的手书:lol 又有才又有肉，老公太棒了（这阿婆专翻译他的曲子）
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