【极地特快】【疗养院号】怪味圣诞歌 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - SNL（ Cecily Strong ）

圣诞节就来点圣诞相关歌曲吧，不过不是正经的。这首老早就想推荐给大家听听了。请欣赏SNL版的《I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus》，演唱者壮姐（Cecily Strong）！

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus 我看到妈妈跟圣诞老人接吻 Underneath the mistletoe last night 就在昨晚，槲寄生下 She didn't see me creep. 她没看到我溜出房间 Down the stairs to have a peep 跑下楼来偷看 She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep 还以为我在卧室睡得正香甜 Oh, what a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen 哦！如果爸爸看到这一幕，不知会有多好笑 mommy kissing Santa Claus last night. 看到妈妈昨晚和圣诞老人接吻 Turns out Dad did see Mom kiss Santa Claus 原来爸爸看到妈妈和圣诞老人接吻了 Underneath the mistletoe that night 就在昨晚，槲寄生下 I thought that he'd be mad 我以为他会生气 Or at least be kinda sad 或至少有点伤心 But he just sat there watching them and only said "Not bad!" 但他只是静静坐在那里看，还说了声"不赖!" By now, I could tell that Santa Claus 此时我能看出圣诞老人 Regretted getting himself mixed up in this 已经后悔卷入其中了 He said that he should probably roll 他说他要先告辞 But Mommy said "No way, asshxxx!" 但我妈说"想都别想 混球!" He hadn't done half the stuff that was in the posting on Craigslist 网上列的服务项目他连一半都没完成 But Santa said they'd better pay in full 圣诞老人跟我爸妈说，他们最好付全款 Or he'd tell their friends what they did behind closed doors 否则就要把丑事告诉他们的朋友 I couldn't believe my eyes 我不敢相信自己的眼睛 My Mom and Dad just killed some guy 爸妈直接把人家杀了 Then I realized the chokehold was just part of the sketch 然后我意识到掐死这段戏也是游戏的一部分 And then Santa stood up and thanked them both. 圣诞老人起身跟我爸妈道谢 And asked them if they both were satisfied 还问他俩是否满意 Mom and Dad said they had a blast 我爸妈说他们玩得很爽 And they paid him a thousand cash 付给圣诞老人一千美元现金 And walked him to his Nissan Altima parked right outside 把他送上停在门口的日产天籁 That night, I laid in bed thinkin' about 那晚，我躺在床上思绪不断 How much I really don't know Mom and Dad But the weirdest thing, I think 我其实一点都不了解自己的父母 Isn't my parents' kink 但我觉得最奇怪的倒不是爸妈的怪癖 It's the fact that I sat watching them for as long as I had 而是自己偷窥他们那么久 Oh well, I guess we all each have a thing 嗨，管他呢！大概人人都有奇怪嗜好 Mine seems to be watching people's private lives 我的怪癖就是喜欢偷窥别人的私生活 And at least now that I know I can keep it under control 至少现在我知道我可以控制住它 that I saw Mommy kiss Santa Claus last night. 昨晚我看到妈妈和圣诞老人接吻 Ho ho ho! 吼吼吼!

不知道其他几位演员大家眼不眼熟。除了"圣诞要你命"外，这首应该是我印象最深的圣诞歌了（甚至超过原版）。这首有才的改编应该只有标题和第一句和原版相同了，原版故事还是很纯洁滴。想看原版MV洗洗脑请点下方

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最后祝大家圣诞节过的开心！有请下一位~ @墨燝

剧情好好笑，原来一家人和圣诞老人玩这么大，快进到不能播的部分

要求一个老人加入日常任务？果然是国外够大胆的

开幕世界名画系列www
歌也很有趣

这个也是SNL经典小剧场！~每次看到都觉得很搞笑！~也很好听的一首歌

？omg，各种play环环相扣，精妙绝伦的设计惹

哈哈哈，这表情和眉毛好有戏的～
吼(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)什么ntr狂喜剧情啊

挺搞笑的圣诞歌惹，mv这剧情震惊到了

恶搞真的很有意思(˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

看起来圣诞老人也是父母之间play的一环惹，说不定小孩也是

圣诞歌曲的恶搞版本嘛，挺有趣的。

笑鼠，snl有很多奇思妙想，这篇搞笑同时又有尊重他人xp的意义

歌词的内容真的是很有趣了

SNL的小品一直在各种恶搞 居然敢恶搞圣诞老人了哈哈哈好生艹啊

这个mv 真的太有趣了

什么好奇怪的背景，不过我也想亲圣诞老爷爷了

看这mv突然带入肌肉壮男的圣诞老人~

这种圣诞歌曲的恶搞也给人一种不同的感觉呢，希望有更多好歌曲分享

哈哈哈哈，确实很怪，这作品也是非常的有趣了笑死了哈哈哈哈

这也是他们play的一环？（可怜的圣诞老人就这样被脱下水了）